You drink to much and smell like a tramp...

Literary Classics...

A Waning Moon Massacre
His loins were aflame. In a very literal and medically pressing sense...

All Star Agony Aunts

Inappropriate advice from the rich and famous and sometimes deceased - may contain material unsuitable for nut allergy sufferers. And incest.

TV Crack Pipe and Slippers

TV Schedules not at all influenced by TVGoHome, whatever that is.

Mills and Boom

Skipping gaily across the line of copyright infringement with a heaving bosom, quivering venusian love furrow and an armalite rifle.

Parish News

Breaking news from around the globe, here, now, look, fetch, good boy, rollover.

Historical Notes

School text book meets adolescent meets biro. Guaranteed all puerile all of the time.

Biscuit of the Week

Ever wondered what Brian Blessed's favourite buiscuit is? When the first cave drawings of Garibaldis were discovered? Thought not.

Classifieds

Triumph Sodomite 1500, first registered in 1978. Only 32,340 miles! Only one previous keeper!!! Minces like new, one careful Free Presbyterian owner. Contact I. Paisley Box. 666