R.I.P. TV. Not sleeping. Dead...
All Star Agony Aunts
Inappropriate advice from the rich and famous and sometimes deceased - may contain material unsuitable for nut allergy sufferers. And incest.
TV Crack Pipe and Slippers
TV Schedules not at all influenced by TVGoHome, whatever that is.
Mills and Boom
Skipping gaily across the line of copyright infringement with a heaving bosom, quivering venusian love furrow and an armalite rifle.
Parish News
Breaking news from around the globe, here, now, look, fetch, good boy, rollover.
Historical Notes
School text book meets adolescent meets biro. Guaranteed all puerile all of the time.
Biscuit of the Week
Ever wondered what Brian Blessed's favourite buiscuit is? When the first cave drawings of Garibaldis were discovered? Thought not.
Classifieds
Triumph Sodomite 1500, first registered in 1978. Only 32,340 miles! Only one previous keeper!!! Minces like new, one careful Free Presbyterian owner. Contact I. Paisley Box. 666
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